We've Survived Worse

From the files of stranger than fiction:

Last Sunday, on the Feast of Christ the King (according to the Calendar for the "Ordinary Form"), a Priest went into the Sacristy to find the two men, who will be ordained to the Permanent Diaconate from his parish, attempting to light the incense. Mind you, they were trying to light the incense, not a charcoal. Yep. They'll be clerics soon.

As one PLU said, "The Church survived the persecutions, she can survive the Permanent Diaconate."